TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/31/2003 06:39:44 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: For some odd reason I have just been collected tidbits of information on my desktop in Stickies. Some are funny and others are no use to you. But here they all are and I've included explanations:
1) Customer: What P? Support: The P on your keyboard. Customer: What do you mean? Support: P on your keyboard. Customer: I'm not going to do that! 2) bloggerbuttons@yahoo.co.uk 3) So didn't Smith call the Oracle "mom" in the kitchen (M3)? If so, then try this on for size. The Oracle has been running the show here the whole time to try and pulled off the ultimate hack against the machines (and the Architect). Follow along: The Oracle created (thus becoming "mom") and passed the "Smith Virus" (the virus needed to set Smith free and wreak havoc on the Matrix) to Neo in the first movie (M1) through the cookie she gives him at their first meeting. Neo is unaffective, because it is not written for him. Neo then unknowingly passes the virus to Smith at the end of M1 when he enters him. Smith in his own mind is "set free", but in reality is simply unknowingly serving the purposes of the Oracle. He is a virus that is programmed to replicate and gain power. Smith then becomes a self-perpetuatiing virus that did not exist in the previous six cycles of the Matrix. He becomes the wild card. The one factor the machines didn't count on. The Oracle set it up this way because she saw the bigger picture and believed Neo really could break the cycle...he had more mojo than the previous "ones"...but she needed a barginning chip to take to the machines to bring peace (the Smith Virus). Once here plan is put into motion the machines are faced with a two-fold problem. Either destroy the humans (and Neo) and risk having Smith overrun the Matrix thus loosing control of it. Or use Neo (who was being used all along by the Oracle to serve her purpose with cookies, candy, etc.) to stop Smith at the cost of breaking the Matrix cycle and bringing peace to the humans of Zion. Ultimately, I believe the Oracle pulled off a coup. She released a virus into the system to basically hold it hostage (Smith) and then presented the cure (Neo) in order to secure her goal (peace). This all comes together very well when you look at the last bit of dialogue between her and the Architect. It's almost like she's saying..."See, I can shake things up and change the way the system works. Let's see where it goes from here." She started with freeing and protecting Zion...her next move might be on a much larger scale. 4) "Harry! Simply SPLENDID to see you, old boy-" "Marvelous! Absoutely spiffing!" "Mum! How really corking to see you!" 5) Hip!
EXPLANATIONS:
1) This is a odd joke I found on this html website where I was trying to find out how to change the font in just a specific part of a paragraph. They had other one's but none were just as dumb as this one. 2) This is the e-mail address that was in OutLook Express (the e-mail program). I hate how that program opens up everytime you click the e-mail button. You need the address so you have to open it but you already know that you are going to have to log into your normal e-mail account anyway. Why do they even bother (and yet I still did the same thing on this site, DON'T PRESS THE ALANNA MASZEROWSKI LINK! LOL!). So I put the address on a Stickie and will e-mail them later. Why am I e-mailing Blogger Buttons? Because I made a button for my prototype blog (which by the way, looks "hip"[more on that later]) and I want to show off my skills, because it took longer than I anticipated. 3) If you look at my test blog, you'll notice that the template has changed once again, now to a Matrix theme. Well, while I was looking for a template I stumbled across this in a fourm and it was cool so I thought I'd actually put it here but I was lazy so instead I just put it in a Stickie. I think I understand what this person was thinking but who really knows, because this is all a ficton story and it hints trekkie: 2003 if you ask me. 4) This is a funny quote that I found in some fourm that turned up in Google when I attempted to find the date of the release of the 6th book (I didn't get that far cause I got distracted). I remember reading it and no, they don't talk like that in the book. The people talking were making fun of their older brother who's really stuck-up. I don't know, the corking part really gets me. 5) This is a word that Liz used the other day. I don't remember the context or why she said it, but I thought it was so funny. Who says "Hey, that thing is hip.". Nobody, that's why it's funny. OMG I am so saying that all the time for now on!
I also have a bazillion Post-it notes everwhere. When I get borded (i.e. when my computer freezes) I just write on a random slice of paper. Here's what the still readable one's say (without explanations, I'm getting tired):
1)WINTER'S COMING! (Where's the shovel?) 2)You and I in a little toy shop buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got. Set them free at the break of dawn, 'till one by one, they were gone. 3) fish bowl teal wild flower purple gorgeous green 4)My name's Hurbert and I'm an iMac. I rock! 5) When the clock strikes midnight the computer will freeze, so please, pretty please, SAVE!
P.S. If anyone can guess where the quote in #2 comes from will receive a prize beyond your wildest dreams! -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/30/2003 11:18:03 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Well, I haven't wrote for a few days, but I have my reasons: 1) Steve- it was a um, interesting weekend. He came with my Ant Martz, Uncle Tom, and Aunt Cathy (Cathy and Tom are "married"). They chatted with my dad until Liz and my mom came home. Then they all went out for dinner and a movie. They left us with $20 and a low selection of "Steven friendly dvds". We actually ended up watching Inspector Gadget of all movies. Well, that entertained him for like, 10 minutes. So while the movie still ran we played Cranium Conga 5 times in a row. I am so sick of that game it's not even funny. At first it was cool, but it got old fast. Then we ate the pizza I ordered us and went upstairs to blow up the air mattress because I thought Steven should go to bed soon (it was like 11). He told me that was his normal bedtime but he said his mom let him stay up till 1 on weekends. Ya right, Carla would never do that. So I agreed to let him stay up to 12. He wouldn't budge and didn't even go upstairs until my parents got home and told ME to go to bed. Well, we got upstairs and into our beds when Liz comes in and Steven gets all started up again and lets just say a lot of poking was involved. Liz left after my dad yelled at her and Steven finally kinda settled down but didn't stop moving until 2 when he finally started snoring. Until then, I couldn't sleep. But I finally did and the next morning Steve woke me up at 9 am! I have never gotten up that early on a weekend for like ever! We ate breakfast, yadda yadda yadda, Steve goes home. Hurray! The next day me and Liz were going to go to a movie and I invited Katie because she invited me over but I was to tired from Steve so I asked her for the next day. Which leads to problem number 2. 2) I am sick. Very sick. Like can't sleep, can't eat, can't stand up staight, can't see or hear sick. Or at least I was yesterday. Today was better but my sinuses and head hurt so bad. Especialy my ears. They feel like they do when I go on an airplane, except now it's all the time. And it's throwing off my balence so I stumble when I walk and my eyes cross and everything spins a lot. So I couldn't go with Katie and I hope she doesn't think I'm faking it or anything, cause I'm not. This is the worst cold I've ever had. 3) Another reason I haven't written is because I am looking everywhere online for a cool new template for this blog. It just seems so boring now that I saw all those other ones on blogskins.com so I'm looking for a new one. But I haven't found one. I've tried a few out on my test blog, which is nothing but a blog with a few post of really nothing to read but whatever. If anyone finds anything cool they think I should use, tell me. -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/27/2003 04:29:00 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Another weird news quip mentioned in my News of the Weird e-mail:
James Perry, with four DUI arrests in Florida, feared rejection if he tried to get a driver's license in his new home state of Connecticut and so pretended to be Robert Kowalski (the name of his neighbor in Florida), but a routine computer check revealed "Robert Kowalski" to be a Michigan sex offender, unregistered in Connecticut (Clinton, Conn., September). And Mr. Chance Copp, 15, who was on probation for arson and who feared testing positive for marijuana, submitted the urine of a relative, instead, only to find out later that that urine tested positive for cocaine (Chillicothe, Ohio, November)
And this morning (4:30 am) I learned how to make tables in html! They are kinda confusing but it was fun. You can see my first table on Katie's blog, it's where the stuff about her is. Pretty awesome, eh? -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/27/2003 04:20:03 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Today (or yesterday to be exact) I: -slept in late (2:35 pm) -went to the Dinasoaur Bar-B-Que (I ate a pulled pork sandwich) -went to the Americans game against Albany (Amerks 4, Albany 2) -worked on Katie's blog (it looks so much cooler, check it out!) Tomorrow (or today to be exact) I will: -sleep until 4 or 5 pm -babysit Steve -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/25/2003 11:46:43 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: It's christmas! Here's what I got this morning and at the various parties I've been to:
-a slinky -a kermit pez dispensor -lots of chocolate -jelly beans -penguin socks -Tony Hawk Proskater 4 -terry wristwatch -flamingo lamp -portable phone -paul frank tee -purple leather bracelet -iPod covers -colored notepad -Bruce Almighty DVD -LOTR: The Two Towers DVD -car connector for my iPod -lip gloss -gift cards/money -Catch Phrase -knitted purple poncho -laser pointer -disposable camera -scrapbook kit -assorted mini notebooks -OS X to be put on my computer!!!!
My sister got stuff too (no computer) but for some reason, she had a considerably less amount of stuff than me but my parents obviously didn't notice. But she did get this really cool knitted hat and scarf from my Aunt Jean (I got a poncho). The poncho is awesome but the hat and scarf are pretty cool too. Today I went to Steve's house for the Christmas Day party and it was fun. I ate dinner, dessert, assorted candy, watched parts of "Pirates of the Caribbean" (which I loved), played on Steve's Gameboy, played "hide and seek" (lol), and opened presents. The day before was fun too. The party was at my Aunt Jean's house and we did pretty much the same thing there (minus the movie and gameboy-the guys moved out). I somehow got myself into babysitting Steve on Saturday at my house (did I mention he's only 10 and is very-um, CRAZY!). We'll order a pizza or something. My mom and Dad will be elsewhere but I'm afraid Liz is going to take over the whole role of babysitter and make Steve totally out of control. I don't know if I'm being paid or not, cause when I brought it up they looked at me funny and started the whole "when I was a kid I had to work for hours and never got paid and you should be glad...". I don't care, I need money. I attempted to work on Katie's blog but it turned out worse than I expected. I kinda liked it at first but they more I look at it the worse it seems to get. I asked her to find her own and I could edit it for her. What I'm not happy with is the commenting feature. I tried to do the one I have but the site was down so I got a different, crappy one. I gotta go talk to my mom about these iPod covers, I can't fit my fat fingers in the little holes to push the buttons! -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/24/2003 03:28:23 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Katie asked me to make her a blog, so I am. It's called amazing jello. She came up with the title, pretty awesome, eh? I spent like 3 hours looking for a template I could use that didn't have graphics in it. I found a black, green, and pink one that I changed a lot. See the original here. I think the blog looks cool, and I hope Katie has the same opinion on it. If she doesn't, I have another template that will take a TON of editing to get it down to a useable template for a Blog*Spot blog, but it might be fun. I am very comfortable using html now, I don't have to look up any of the tags anymore and I found out that on GraphicConverter there is a part where you can make your own html colors. Cool, huh? I gotta go. I have to take a shower, find a reasonably festive christmas tee, do my hair, and eat lunch (and yes, it is 4 right now). I'm going to my Aunt Jean's house for the Christmas Eve party at 6 and tomorrow the Christmas Day party at my cousin Steve's house at 3. Well, I'll be seeing y'all later. Happy Festivus:) -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/23/2003 10:26:08 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I was looking through my News of the Weird e-mail (get yours here) when I remembered a very funny one from a few weeks ago. This guy impersonated a cop and then called for back-up. Talk about dumb. That is like, eww- it's so dumb. Katie just IMed me and told me she made up with Abby. But not Chelsea. But they can't live without each other. If me and Abby are still friends with Chelsea, it won't be long until Katie is too. On a lighter note, tomorrow's Christmas Eve! MUHAHAHAHAHA! -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/23/2003 03:21:52 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Go see Katie's blog! -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/23/2003 03:18:45 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Did you see Jay Jeno? OK, me neither (though I did watch the headlines part, it was very funny). But my dad mentioned something about a 125 year old fruitcake that would be on the show. Pretty, um, weird. -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/23/2003 02:55:10 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I'm making a CD for Liz, right? So it of course has to include the track numbers and stuff on an insert for the jewel case. And it's double-sided fold in half. Which involves complicated printing that's taken me three hours and it still isn't working. Well, it might be but my printer is crappy and leaves stray marks everywhere so I keep having to start over. Where is my stress ball? -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/22/2003 04:02:22 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I am dressed as santa and I think I just put my slinky in the washer with my dirty socks. -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/22/2003 02:24:51 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I'm writing this from BlogThis! -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/22/2003 01:07:01 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I managed to just totally piss off Liz 'cause she asked me what to do for her science project. I didn't have help from anyone to think of science projects, why should she rely on me? But I really should help since she's failing most of her subjects (=no more computer). I feel bad but what is her problem with the whole "respect your elders" concept. She really needs to listen to our parents. They know best, they've been on this earth longer. Look how I turned out: decent grades, no crimminal record, I don't do drugs, I dress like a normal person (okay, so that bit is kinda stretching it), you get the idea. Sometimes I think Liz's life would be easier if she was the older one. Well, gotta go (mom almost killed me for staying up so late last night). Holy crap, it's tomorrow already! (that doesn't really make sense, but whatever) -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/21/2003 05:22:26 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Words I overuse:
*(insert your name here) *definitly *sucks *like *chickenbutt *dude *MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Judging by the insane amount of posts for the last 24 hours, I have no freakin' life. -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/21/2003 02:09:13 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I am awake and it is 2:18 in the morning! (in a French accent of course) -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/21/2003 01:16:50 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I was googling my last name cause I was uber bored and I found a pet stories site that my dad and sister wrote stories about Bunny on, so I wrote my own:
Both my Dad, Tom, and my sister, Lizzie, have already explained our situation with our beautiful rabbit, Big Bunny. But I have my own bit to add. Big Bunny is crazy and he is a chick magnet. You may be thinking "chick magnet"? What's this girl on? Well, he is. When we first got him Lizzie let him out of the cage before we could properly introduce him to our girl rabbit, Digger. Well, she loved him, marriage followed, yada yada yada. But after she died I became even more attached to Big Bunny to the point where I made my room and locker a shrine to him. When ever my friends saw a photo they would "awwww!". So, he's a ladies man, I know. Why, is a question I ask my self every morning when I feed him his breakfast. But like everyone else, I LOVE HIM!
-------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/21/2003 12:05:38 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: "you have an iMac? what version of windows does that run then?" a serious question to which I replied, whatever version you like, although i'd advise against any of them.
Find more hilarious Mac questions from peecee users here.
Here is a ridiculusly cool blog from a kid from the UK. It is so unfair how talented people are at blogging. -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/20/2003 11:01:54 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Did you see my "My iMac" button? I just made it. First I had to find out the size from my template, but here it is. Don't you just love Macs?! -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/20/2003 10:02:55 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Someone told me I should get a Creative Commons License, so I did. It's on the sidebar. I chose to have people put my name with anything they use and that they can't change what the use either. Pretty cool, eh? And if you didn't already notice, I CAN DO GRAPHICS NOW! Like my title? It took me awhile. I had to first design it in GraphicConverter (I would die with out that app) and then I had to make a color that matches my title backround. It took like, 7 tries and each time I had to upload a new one. But I'm done and I have to admit, it looks pretty snazzy. Now finally a photo of me. No blackmail is welcome, thanks. -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/20/2003 05:18:24 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Wow, this has been one heck of a day. But let me start with last night... Last night I was trying to publish a post I wrote but I had been screwing with the fpt thing so I couldn't publish. You see, I got an ftp server and installed it but for some reason I ended up deleting it before I realized I needed it now that I put it on Blogger. So I downloading a new one but i just switched back to the free one. Then I found out I couldn't do that since I already installed the fpt server. Yada, yada, yada, and I can no longer post. So I spent 3 hours, armed with a stress ball and a bar of chocolate, trying to fix it. Not until 6 minutes ago did I finish. Well, it works, but only off the fpt server. And today was even more stressful because I went christmas shopping with my dad and it took up 4 hours to find two "Ove Gloves" and a Sims add-on. First we went to CompUSA for my present to Liz. The Mac section was so awesome! They had the 23-inch LCD monitors, the new iMac, eMac, G4 iBook, G5 iBook, and the god of all Macs, the new G5! It was like being in Mac Heaven. When the lady asked us if she could help my dad replied, "No, we're just drooling.". She told us, "This is definitly the drool-worthy section then!". It was funny. But I didn't find the double deluxe, only the other add-ons. So we went to Best Buy and they had it there. But then I found out it was only for peecees. D**n you peecee! So we went back to CompUSA and bought SuperStar, a different add-on that Liz said she wanted. Afterwards we went to find the "Ove-Gloves". We went to some hardware store, no gloves there (although they did have neon orange and yellow duct tape). Then we went to another hardware store, nothing there either. After that it was to CVS, nope. Then Great Northern Pizza Kitchen (not for the gloves, idiot!). Across the street was Rite Aid but nothing there either. So we went to Wal-mart and it was like hell there, but still no gloves. So we went off to the new Kitchen Etc. They didn't have any so we went nextdoor to Chase-Pickin and not expecting anything there, we found them! They were in a box, we didn't expect that so for all we knew we could have seen them in a ton of other stores and not have noticed. After this adventure, we went to Beers of the World and bought a Winter Ale and some Orange Cream. What a way to end the trip. And did I mention, the WBFD christmas party is in twenty minutes. I gotta get ready now. I hope they have cake. -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/19/2003 10:39:51 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: OK, this ftp thing is really confusing me. If anyone knows where I can get a "ftp server", please tell me. On a lighter note, today's the last day of school until my 2 week long winter break! I am not doing anything but tomorrow I'm going with my dad to buy christmas presents for everyone. I have to buy Liz The Sims Double Deluxe, but I'm gonna burn a copy for me, just like I did with Unleashed. So it's pretty much a present for me, except it's given to Liz. Today in school I took a social studies and I actually knew all the answers except for 2! So I'm pretty excited about getting it back. And the day before I took a math test and I'm confident that I did well. Today , as I already stated, is the last day untill break= The Pez Trivia Challenge. Although no Pez was involved this time, it was still fun. I still didn't answer any questions but it was still funny because of the oddball answers people give some times. McBean: How many daughters are in the Brady Bunch? Ben: 7! Connor: No, that was the answer before you idiot! (it was about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs) McBean: Which country has the most time zones? Brad: Japan! Connor: Brad, Japan's like the smallest country in Asia! (Connor, who sits next to me, is obviously the only rational one of this group) -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/18/2003 03:53:47 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Oh my god. I just tried to view my site but it didn't work. So I logged into Blogger and you can not believe what i saw. I can now upload graphics and stuff onto my site! And it's all because I wrote a nice e-mail to the people at Blogger. I thought you had to pay but I guess it's free. MUHAHAHAHA! I have to try it now and see if it works. Also, it got rid of the ads too! -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/17/2003 10:38:58 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I found a list of funny warning labels on products. Here are my favorites: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. On a helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists: Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you. On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place." On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water. On a package of Fisherman's Friend(R) throat lozenges: Not meant as substitute for human companionship. On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test. On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device. On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake. On a handgun: Not recommended for use as a nutcracker. On pantyhose: Not to be used in the commission of a felony. On a piano: Harmful or fatal if swallowed. On a Pentium chip: If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it for a $2-shipping and a $3-handling charge, for a total of $4.97. On work gloves: For best results, do not leave at crime scene. On a blender: Not for use as an aquarium. On a fax machine: WARNING! Never attempt to directly fax anyone an image of your naked buttocks. Always photocopy your buttocks and fax the photocopy. On a revolving door: Passenger compartments for individual use only. On a microscope: Objects are smaller and less alarming than they appear. On children's alphabet blocks: Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive. On a wet suit: Capacity, 1. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles Open Other End. You can find more at http://www.yuksrus.com/disclaim.html and http://dumb.com/productwarnings.htm -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/17/2003 08:33:06 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I can now do colored words. Ready for this: blue Ha ha ha! Now I can control the UNIVERSE! -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/16/2003 07:51:53 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I FIXED IT! And I did it all by myself, no help from that guy. I figured out in a very weird way too. I was checking my dad's blog cause he has these cool links to weird news. Well, he didn't have any ugly bullets so I saved the site as a html file and opened it in AppleWorks to take a look at the code for his side bar. I also found how to make things bold and italic, and how to make a link to e-mail me. Pretty cool, eh? Check out the awesome sidebar I got now. And I owe it all to my wicked awesome dad who, by the way, got us Jaguar! (and my mommy bought me another dock-firewire connect cord) Life is good. -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/16/2003 04:15:20 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R! My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R! I like to eat it every day and if you ask me why, 'cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A! -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/15/2003 06:30:32 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: So I e-mailed the guy who made the template to ask about the bullets and he responded real quick so it was really awesome. But he explained it a little vaugely and since I'm not to familiar with this html crap, I ended up e-mailing him again. But it's okay, because I think he has a good business going on here so I definitely reccomend his blogger templates. -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/15/2003 04:52:17 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Okay, I think I have this template thing all worked out. I found this really nice one on-line but it is formatted differently then the ones I'm used to so I'm still figuring out how to get rid of those ugly bullets on the sidebar. I already changed a few colors and fonts and it turned out nice. But this sidebar thing is really confusing. I still need to find a commenting feature since I forgot my old one. It'll be here soon! My friend Katie is sad because my other friends Chelsea and Abby are mad at her. I feel bad and really want to help but I don't know what to say. I am now afraid to talk to either sides. I am so conflicted. -------- TITLE: La Ambulancia AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/14/2003 09:44:06 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: While I was doing my homework I had to ask my dad a question so I went downstairs and my parents were both standing my the front door looking a something across the street. It was an ambulance. My mom and Liz and I went outside (me in backless shoes and a windbreaker) to see what was going on. We found the people in the ambulance, one was an old friend of mom's (she was an EMT for a long time). I helped shovel a path for the gurney (I even got to collapse it). It took them like an hour to get her out, my dad helped. She was dehydrated and had been collapsed on the floor since Thursday. It was cool that I got to do it- but it's sad that she's hurt (she's like 65). My mom made me and Liz go home while they took her to the ambulance. I changed out of my wet clothes and went outside again, this time without a jacket and wearing flip-flops. Then I had to run back inside to answer a call from the kid next-door. Finally, my mom and dad came home and it was over. BLAH! -------- TITLE: Titles and Templates AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/14/2003 12:35:32 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I have obviously now changed my template to more of a green theme. It took me like, 4 hours to figure out all the html but here it is. It now even has titles for each post. Ta-da! -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/13/2003 11:31:35 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: ACK! I somehow changed my template and I lost all my sidebar data and my commenting feature. It's gonna be awhile till I remember what to put back in. Sorry. -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/13/2003 11:22:56 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: So, Lizzie is getting an iPod for her birthday. I already knew that. But now I'm hearing that she's getting a 40 GB. A 40 GB!!!!!! That is like, 10,000 songs for a "low price" of $500. I COULD BUY A NEW MAC WITH THAT MUCH DOUGH! And they got me a 10 GB. This is just getting worse and worse. All she does on computers is play games on-line and im people. She doesn't do graphics or anything (although I would like to but I need a camcorder first). Why don't they get her a frickin' peecee or something. THIS IS SO UNFAIR. Why I'm I being like this. I should be happy for her. Besides, I already have $400 saved up. Maybe I should start checking on eBay... -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/12/2003 10:42:09 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: www.MostAnnoyingWebpage.com -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/12/2003 09:20:31 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Word Of The Day for December 12th, 2003 meretricious \mer-ih-TRISH-us\, adjective: 1. Of or pertaining to prostitutes; having to do with prostitutes. 2. Alluring by vulgar or flashy display; gaudily and deceitfully ornamental; tawdry; as, "meretricious dress." 3. Based on pretense or insincerity; as, "a meretricious argument." http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/12/2003 05:36:01 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I didn't have school today so we went to Japanese and got Tori Bento boxes. YUM! Afterwards I watched the Keanu Reeves interview I taped last night. I love him. And I love The Matrix. Last night I taped a picture from my favorite scene of it on my planner. I gotta go sleep- I got a uber awful headache. -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/10/2003 10:42:11 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: My concert was tonite. It wasn't that bad and afterwards I got to go to Aja. YUM! And my Mighty Mighty Bosstones tee came today. It is pretty awesome. Since we had a concert today, we don't have to go to class tomorrow but I'm not supposed to tell anyone. I am trying to get a screen saver on my mac but I can't figure it out. And I found this site with a bazillion freeware mac fonts. PS- I got a new sn. It's easy: maszerowski -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/09/2003 10:12:27 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you. -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/07/2003 09:35:00 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Ah, my first time using DSL- and I like it! MUHAHAHAHAHA! I'm watching some freak movie on CBS. I found "The Nightmare Before Christmas" this morning and I watched it with Liz. It was in the Christmas movie box, that's why I couldn't find it. I gotta go to school tomorrow, BLAH! I went to Lollypop Farm and got my picture taken with Big Bunny and Liz. I look like a total loser but whatever. I also put up my neighbor's wreath on her house. Christmas season, gotta love it. Uh huh. -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/06/2003 08:35:39 PM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: Just ate dinner from Boston Market because my neighbor's cat had a seizure and had to go to the animal hospital and my mom had to drive because my neighbor was crying too much. Wow, that was some run-on sentance. If I felt like using better grammar (thank you Grammar Police), I would say something like: I just ate dinner from Boston Market because my neighbor's cat had a seizure and had to go to the animal hospital. My mom had to drive because my neighbor was crying too much. Ah, I feel so much better. Although I feel kinda bad for not caring about the whole cat situation. I don't like cats. Me and my mom had to set up my neighbor's reindeer in her front yard as usual, but the lights aren't working so we have to replace the strand, just like last year. And it took us a whole week! So I'm not looking forward to this. I'm going to attempt PageBuilder now so I have to stop to conserve memory. -------- TITLE: AUTHOR: Lanni DATE: 12/06/2003 12:38:41 AM STATUS: Publish ----- BODY: WE GOT DSL! Yes, it's true. But it still won't be installed upstairs for awhile so I'm still using dial-up. And I finally gave up on PageBuilder and just made a site from a template since it doesn't take a ton of memory. It's on www.maszerowski.net if you wanna see. There isn't anything on it really but a link to this site. Whatever. Um, I got nothing to write. Wait, nevermind. You know how Katie is always poking and shoving people? Well, she shoved Chelsea so that she fell on her knee and was at the nurse all 3rd period. It's really getting out of hand (the shoving, not the nurse). It used to be funny but now it just hurts. OK, that's all I got. Cherrio! --------